Once upon a Genital World, there was a war. A war between the factions of Penis Land, Vagina Town and Boob Camp. The War of Independence, it was called. The Penises wanted independence from Vagina laws, they wanted the freedom to be what they wanted to be and how they wanted to be. You play as Dick, a soldier of this battle, one who saw many of his mates killed and will now search the love of his life, Vulva. A short story with not much meaning, but good for a few laughs and easter eggs.